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STEVEN WRIGHT - When The Leaves Blow Away. More of Steven Wright Quotes: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wright I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" -- Steven Wright My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -- Steven Wright Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steven Wright I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Steven Wright My dental hygienist is c...